Toss 15 Superstar DJs into a room - add a task: persuade 5,000,000 punters to help find the gorgeous Elisabeth Perl, and get her back to the dirty dancefloors of Ibiza.

Now, broadcast it across Europe in eight three-hour episodes of dynamic music television. Add generous portions of pirate broadcast interruptions, fake commercials, and VIP holiday prizes.

What do you get?

The White Island Takeover!

Hosted by:

Pete Tong (BBC Radio 1)
Paul van Dyk
Kissy Sell Out (BBC Radio 1)
Sarah Main (Virgin Radio)
Above & Beyond
Shapeshifters
The Young Punx
Micky Slim, &
The Mixmag All-Stars!